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Hardware Dilemma

May 31st, 2009

It is often I am confronted with a quandary in the nascent state of things, however they are usually small and easily fixable. this is six years in the making, and now my friends, I am placed in dire straits.

What do I name my hard drives!?!?

Back when I was a one-drive chump, I just gave it a name. Names are given to singular entities all the time, so it was no biggie. Then, a second hard drive came along! I was deep within playing Final Fantasy Tactics, and a chapter title stood out in my mind which is reminiscent of drive classification [master or slave], so I named them after chapter two: Manipulator and Subservient. With three, I’m sure I named them something related to a group of three, I don’t quite remember, however with four, I named them after the three musketeers: Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D’Artagnan. I thought it was clever.

Then six came along. I thought long and hard, and decided on naming them after the quarks: Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top and Bottom.

But now with seven… oh it’s too easy to be cliche about it. Funny thing, though, as I was typing out this post, I got sidetracked in the middle of doing so, and returned to this. As I resumed, I thought of the names for my seven drives: the Seven Words of Power from Stephen R. Donaldson’s epic novel series: The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant I, II and the Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. He needs to finish that series already!

-hashi
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2 Responses to “Hardware Dilemma”

  1. Oona Says:

    ‘Seven Wards of ancient Lore
    For Land’s protection, wall and door:
    And one High Lord to wield the Law
    To keep all uncorrupt Earth’s Power core.

    Seven Words for ill’s despite –
    Banes for evil’s dooming wight:
    And one pure Lord to hold the Staff
    To bar the Land from Foul’s betraying sight.

    Seven hells for failed faith,
    For Land’s betrayers, man and wraith:
    And one brave Lord to deal the doom
    To keep the blacking blight from Beauty’s bloom.’

    What are the 7 words, Hashi?

  2. ZombieX13 Says:

    Batman.. name the harddrive Batman and Spiderman.. or boobs and vaginas.

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